Xbox 360 Dashboard Preview - Impressions in Haiku

A fortnight has passed
My Dashboard now updated
Two months too early

My first impressions
So much white, my eyes blinded
Where's my Dutch jersey?

Paid Avatar clothes
Not available to wear
No more Orange pride :(

Dutch is taller now
Slimmer too, Kinect ready
No fatties allowed

Marketplace Channels
They now take longer to load
Hurry up Xbox

Worthwhile new features
Exclusive to the US
Shouldn't have bothered

Slower, bright, pointless
Wishing I could turn back time
Less is more, my friends