Wednesday, March 12

South Park: The Stick of Truth Review (PS3): Extended episode


Answer YES or NO to the following question:
  1. Do you like South Park?
Result: If you answered yes to the question above, you will enjoy South Park: The Stick of Truth.

More questions (YES or NO):
  1. Do you love the Paper Mario games?
  2. Have you been watching South Park since the very first episode?
  3. Do you like the idea of a twelve hour long South Park episode?
Result: If you answered yes to all of the above questions, you will love South Park: The Stick of Truth.

Bonus questions (again YES or NO):
  1. Can you live with minor technical hitches, including an inconsistent frame rate and lip-syncing delays? 
  2. Can you forgive a checkpoint and save system that doesn't work on occasion, costing you hours of progress?
  3. Can you tolerate the South Park writing team's usual approach to the following topics: abortion, rape, gay sex and anal probing?  
Result:  If you answered yes to all seven questions, it is entirely possible that, at year's end, South Park: The Stick of Truth will be your favourite game released in 2014. 

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