Ten

One was the hardest 

I was not a great person

I did not deserve you

Two was the longest 

You knew where you were going

I sat still, playing Fire Emblem on your toilet 

Three had me threatened   

Thought I'd lose you to the Glitter Strip

You told me to get over it and get on the train 

Four was when I knew for sure 

Fridays meant everything

Reunited and it felt so good

Five and we were under the same roof 

We recruited Big Boss

I put a ring on it [cue Beyoncé bass hook]

Six had me preparing for seven 

I scrimped and saved

We had beautiful hair

Seven was the sweetest

I kissed you on the golf course

Nothing existed but us

 

Eight and you gave me courage

You gave me belief

You gave me mischief and its God

Nine was when we worked our fingers to the bone 

We saw less of each other

Realised money can't buy happiness

Ten saw our dreams come true

While my foundations crumbled

You gave me strength